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1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

2. A day without sunshine is like, night.

3. On the other hand, you have other fingers.

4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar
territory.

5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the
spot.

6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel
universe.

8. Honk if you love peace and quiet.

9. Remember, half the people you know are below
average. ( or 50% of all Doctors graduated in the bottom half of their
class........)

10. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

11. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

12. The early bird may get the worm, but the second
mouse gets the cheese.

13. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

14. support bacteria. They're the only culture some
people have.

15. MONDAY is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.

16. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad
memory.

17. Change is inevitable, except from vending
machines.

18. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great
trade!

19. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

20. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!

21. If you think nobody cares, try missing a few
payments.

22. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

23. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

24. If everything seems to be going well, you've
obviously missed something.( or you are not going fast enough....that's a
Mario Andretti quote)

25. When everything is coming your way, you're in the
wrong lane.

26. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays
off now.

27. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just
don't have film.

28. What happens when you get scared half to death
twice?

29. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept
falling out.

30. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn
louder...

31. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?

32. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened
 
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The culture one is very good, Angel, and the photographic memory!
That one is certainly my "scene".....:D

Enjoyed reading them all.


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This on a T-Shirt:D
I can only please one person a day.
Today is not your day.
Tomorrow doesn't look good either!;)
 
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