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1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

2. A day without sunshine is like, night.

3. On the other hand, you have other fingers.

4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar

5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the

6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel

8. Honk if you love peace and quiet.

9. Remember, half the people you know are below
average. ( or 50% of all Doctors graduated in the bottom half of their

10. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

11. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

12. The early bird may get the worm, but the second
mouse gets the cheese.

13. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

14. support bacteria. They're the only culture some
people have.

15. MONDAY is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.

16. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad

17. Change is inevitable, except from vending

18. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great

19. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

20. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!

21. If you think nobody cares, try missing a few

22. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

23. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

24. If everything seems to be going well, you've
obviously missed something.( or you are not going fast enough....that's a
Mario Andretti quote)

25. When everything is coming your way, you're in the
wrong lane.

26. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays
off now.

27. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just
don't have film.

28. What happens when you get scared half to death

29. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept
falling out.

30. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn

31. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?

32. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened

The culture one is very good, Angel, and the photographic memory!
That one is certainly my "scene".....:D

Enjoyed reading them all.


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Today is not your day.
Tomorrow doesn't look good either!;)
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