[angelize56]

Pick any member you want and write a short and rhyming witty poem about them....say 4-12 lines or so! Take care! angel

Mulder:

Mulder is a gem, he sparkles among the best.
If only he would give our Miss Moonie a rest!
If I were you Mulder I'd watch out Bub!
'Cause Sis is wielding about a 7 iron club!

Things could get ugly, things could get worse!
But you can always get treated by this nurse!
So run Mulder run from Moonie before you lose!
And end up sporting a big ole nasty bruise!

 

[Izme]

oh boy oh boy oh boy

I am going to have fun in this thread!

:up:

Fish writes up some TSG member poems

be back later

 

[pyritechips]

There never was a day so sweet
As that wonderful day we did meet
On air, like a feather,
I gracefully flittered
To your side on my willing fleet feet!

I love you Melissa!

 

[Mulderator]

There never was a day so sweet
As that wonderful day we did meet
On air, like a feather,
I gracefully flittered
To your side on my willing fleet feet!

I love you Melissa!

I was buying this up to the "fleet feet" part!

 

[Mulderator]

For all the TSG girls!

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Angel loves Mulder
and so do you!

:up:

 

[pyritechips]

Roses are red
Lilacs are purple
If you think this poems gonna rhyme
You got another thing coming!

(I know Chris, my size 11's with a permanently buggered big right toe can't be very fleet but the damn poem wasn't for you anyway, Mr. Smarty Pants! )

 

[Izme]

There once was a gal named Moonie
who was kind of a kanuckian loonie (just kidding moonie)(fish hides 5-Iron)
when mulder sat down beside her
his motives so unclear
Angel chimes in and sais
yah leave that lady alone Mulder, yah hear?
then fish steps in
with a funny grin
"how much laughing can we do in a year?" :up:


There once was a hoser named gibble
who tried to drink a beer
but would only dribble
Drink American beer, ya hear?
fish would have to set him straight
before it got way too late
America rules in hockey, without a doubt
so have another Miller
and try not to pout

AcaCandy your so dandy
was a pool boy once
but now I'm not so handy
and as I drink my java
I think of how lucky it is
to be chava

Big M Big M
that is your name
with a sharp wit
while being fair game
yah sure have knack for getting us P.O.d
your motives are clear ya horny toad
You say you have a heiram
When all you do is scare em
But we all know the truth
you really need lessons from Dr. Ruth

TSG gormand
wave that cooking wand
I'd like some peking Duck
and if it tastes real bad
I will be sad
and yell WTF?


Ashes Ashes
Cornfed Girl
I put you on my shoulders
and start to twirl
I think I went too fast
cuz now you must hurl
Been on my back for a year or two
couldn't think of a better passenger
than you

 

[Mulderator]

There once was a gal named Moonie
who was kind of a kanuckian loonie (just kidding moonie)(fish hides 5-Iron)
when mulder sat down beside her
his motives so unclear
Angel chimes in and sais
yah leave that lady alone Mulder, yah hear?
then fish steps in
with a funny grin
"how much laughing can we do in a year?" :up:

There once was a hoser named gibble
who tried to drink a beer
but would only dribble
Drink American beer, ya hear?
fish would have to set him straight
before it got way too late
America rules in hockey, without a doubt
so have another Miller
and try not to pout

AcaCandy your so dandy
was a pool boy once
but now I'm not so handy
and as I drink my java
I think of how lucky it is
to be chava

Big M Big M
that is your name
with a sharp wit
while being fair game
yah sure have knack for getting us P.O.d
your motives are clear ya horny toad
You say you have a heiram
When all you do is scare em
But we all know the truth
you really need lessons from Dr. Ruth

TSG gormand
wave that cooking wand
I'd like some peking Duck
and if it tastes real bad
I will be sad
and yell WTF?

Ashes Ashes
Cornfed Girl
I put you on my shoulders
and start to twirl
I think I went too fast
cuz now you must hurl
Been on my back for a year or two
couldn't think of a better passenger
than you

I think it's safe to say Fish poses no immediate threat of dislodging any of the world's great poets from there positions of prominence!

 

[Izme]

I think it's safe to say Fish poses no immediate threat of dislodging any of the world's great poets from there positions of prominence!

Quickies are never that good Mulder

but you would know that all to well huh?

 

[Gibble]

I think it's safe to say Fish poses no immediate threat of dislodging any of the world's great poets from there positions of prominence!

Agreed, I don't even like beer!

 

[Gibble]

It is plain to me,
a canuckian fellow,
that sdc,
really needs to mellow.
His words all muddled,
his meaning hazy,
to hell with the rest of this poem,
I'm feeling lazy.

 

[pyritechips]

Quickies are never that good Mulder

Ahem! They can be!

New poem:

What's icky and slimy and smelly and squishy?

OMG OMG! I don't believe it: it's fishy!

 

[Mulderator]

Quickies are never that good Mulder

With you
that's true
but with Mulder
a "Quickie" will do!

 

[Mulderator]

The man they call fish
is quite a strange fellow
Sometimes he's hotheaded
Sometimes he's mellow
His IQ is too low
His jokes are real bad
One thing he does know
Don't make Mulder mad!

 

[Izme]

Ahem! They can be!

New poem:

What's icky and slimy and smelly and squishy?

OMG OMG! I don't believe it: it's fishy!

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[Izme]

The man they call fish
is quite a strange fellow
Sometimes he's hotheaded
Sometimes he's mellow
His IQ is too low
His jokes are real bad
One thing he does know
Don't make Mulder mad!

ROTFLMAO :up:

That was too good

 

[Mulderator]

Pick any member you want and write a short and rhyming witty poem about them....say 4-12 lines or so! Take care! angel

Mulder:

Mulder is a gem, he sparkles among the best.
If only he would give our Miss Moonie a rest!
If I were you Mulder I'd watch out Bub!
'Cause Sis is wielding about a 7 iron club!

Things could get ugly, things could get worse!
But you can always get treated by this nurse!
So run Mulder run from Moonie before you lose!
And end up sporting a big ole nasty bruise!

I'll take my chances
with the Moonie one
Cause a terrible beating
Sounds like good fun!

Sooner or later
It comes down to fate
Moonie will weaken
and swallow the bait!

 

[Gibble]

For the TSG Ladies and Moldy

They call him Moldy,
He's an oldie,
It's merely pitty that they feel.

His ego they feed,
For they feel the need,
Cause he's a lawyer and they fear he might steal.

Their cars, and their cash,
Then make with a dash,
Too offer a revolting deal.

You can have it all back,
For a night in the sack,
I'll surely make you squeal.

His lies they don't buy,
They've heard about this guy,
and in unison they scream NO DEAL!

 

[pyritechips]

Aww! Sorry fishy old chap. How's this instead?

What's funny and charming and with taters, very yummy?

It's fishy! It's fishy! So yummy in my tummy!

 

[valley]

crusing this place, not much to do...
just looking for people to reach out to.

pondering their lives, their hopes and their dreams,
I wonder if they are more than they seem.

what keeps them all here, hanging out?
Its friendship I bet, that keeps them about!

to reach out and touch those from so many places,
to taste their experiences, without seeing their faces!

a sweet kind of love that can truly be had...
its found in these people who make me so glad.

young and old, who cares? I adore 'em!
and thats what keeps me here at this forum!

*hugs to everyone*