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Helicopter HELP Required ???
Malta's civil helicopter service, which operates between the islands of Gozo and Malta, has to be replaced due to stricter safety regulations being enforced by the EU and Brussels.
The problem is finding a supplier of ejector seats specifically for helicopters
Any help would be appreciated
Many thanks - Oldie
The problem is finding a supplier of ejector seats specifically for helicopters
Any help would be appreciated
Many thanks - Oldie
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I see Moby is not only poking fun at my intention to help out Air Malta with their dilemma but also my fondness for senior citizens ballet classes !!!Originally posted by Moby:
I got beat to the synchronized people ejection system that would surely work (test person has a pretty crap job though), and the 'these Fokkers were Messerschmidts' stories. That's all my aviation jokes used up
Anyway, I thought helicopters could land quite safely if the engine cuts out, autogyration or something like that (as per sycamore seeds) where the wind resistance on the way down keeps the blades spinning with enough speed to create enough uplift to slow down the decent, so that a perfect landing can be made including triple salco with pike, without a step forward or back, on landing the helicopter throws back it's blades, beams with a smiile and 3 judges appear out of the bushes holding up cards
9 - for technical difficulty
9 - for performance
10 - for artistic impression
Or did I misread something?
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I note Angelize is snooping around and making fun of my chopper thread and ejections
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Bloody typical there's no modulator online to modulate either
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Bloody typical there's no modulator online to modulate either
We have three of these. Made in Bulgaria 36 years ago and flown by Russian crews. Maltese flight crews won't touch them with a barge pole
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Why do we always have to add sexual innuendo to a thread that may involve life or deathOriginally posted by gws226:
Why do you need ejector seats again? Doesn't you Bulgarian helicoptors have counter-rotation too?
Allow me to apologise for my Brit sense of humour, which may possibly have been misinterprated by some.Originally posted by oldie:
I note Angelize is snooping around and making fun of my chopper thread and ejections![]()
Bloody typical there's no modulator online to modulate either
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Kind regards - Oldie
Right - now cease forthwith thy making fun of Oldies projections .............................................Originally posted by angelize56:
Thank you oldie!
Paq - cannot "quote" you here
Ya not sed owt
Oldie
My apologies - it's off screen - bloody huge choppers
Ya not sed owt
Oldie
My apologies - it's off screen - bloody huge choppers
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