Lookin forward to kickin moonie's arse!!!
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Top 10 reasons why moonie should love baseball:Originally posted by moonmist:
I'm not in Fantasy Baseball........... I dont know anything about baseball...........
10. Canada actually has two "professional" (term used loosely)teams to root for.
9. There is no ice and snow--the games are played in the summer when it is nice and warm so moonie can wear tank tops to the games!
8. There are no cheerleaders for moonie to compete with.
7. There's no glass between the fans and the players.
6. There is plenty of alcohol being served throughout the game
5. These guys are no sissies--they're playing "hardball".
4. There are no pads--the men's uniform are tight and form fitting.
3. There are plenty of curves, sliders, and knuckle balls
2. Every participant is required to have his own long hard stick.
and the No. 1 reason moonie should love baseball:
The men are trying like hell to get to first, then second, then to third base with the ultimate goal of "sliding in for a score"
Can you say suckup? Geez Gibble--we'll need a crow bar to disengage your nose from moonie's arse!Originally posted by Gibble:
A rebuttle
10. Canada actually has two "professional" (term used loosely)teams to root for.
They suck...as does baseball
9. There is no ice and snow--the games are played in the summer when it is nice and warm so moonie can wear tank tops to the games!
While moonie in a tanktop is excellent...there are better places than a ball game
8. There a no cheerleaders for moonie to compete with.
Moonie doesn't 'compete'...she wins.
7. There's no glass between the fans and the players.
That's because the only danger in baseball is falling asleep and getting a sunburn
6. There is plenty of alcohol being served throughout the game
Like it matter what event it is, if it's in Canada, there is booze
5. These guys are no sissies--they're playing "hardball".
...ROFL...baseball players ARE sissies!
4. There are no pads--the men's uniform are tight and form fitting.
That's because there is no contact...they are sissies
3. There are plenty of curves, sliders, and knuckle balls
I have no comment
2. Every participant is required to have his own long hard stick.
The participants sticks in hockey are about twice as long
and the No. 1 reason moonie should love baseball:
The men are trying like hell to get to first, then second, then to third base with the ultimate goal of "sliding in for a score"
In hockey they beat the crap out of the other players for a chance to score...it's more entertaining!
I can see moonie knows what she's talking about!Originally posted by moonmist:
Excellent rebuttle...........especially the answer to #8..........your learning Gibbs
However, I believe the "stick" in question, is thicker in baseball!!! .......... no further comment required....
Hockey/Football..........all a girl really needs..........
Well, you see Gibble, baseball is called the "thinking man's" game and that's becaus there are so many more little intricacies and strategies involved in the game then other sports such as football, hockey, soccer, etc. The problem is you don't understand them. It takes a long time to fully understand and appreciate baseball. You don't have to have played it, but it helps.
Knowing the intelligent person you are, you would, if you put enough time into it, grow to love baseball for the cerebral aspects of it.
I'll admit it is slow paced, but that's part of the enjoyment of it. This is a game you can watch in an easy chair with a breeze coming through the window on a nice summer day dozing on and off. And being at the game is really special. Outside in the cool night air, smell of hotdogs and peanuts and all the other things that are so uniquely baseball that you just don't have in any other sport.
BTW--a hockey/soccer fan is on weak foundation calling baseball boring. There is very little if any drama in football, soccer or hockey. The game is pretty much decided by the end of the time period and only if the game is very close in score will the outcome not be a foregone conclusion. Baseball--entirely different. A team can be down by 6, 7 runs--whatever going into the bottom of the 9th and the entire game can change. No other major sport has that kind of drama because they are all based on time--if time runs short, there is nothing a team can do. No so in baseball. It ain't over till its over [as Yogi Berra would say!
]PS--moonie, when I say "Yogi Berra", I'm talking about a famous baseball player not a picknick stealin four legged creature with claws and teeth!
No can accuse Moonie of not having her priorities straight!Originally posted by moonmist:
But he said they wore tight pants!!!
Let me recap........ Men+tight pants+beer+1st, 2nd,3rd,base + home run........
Almost the same as moonie!Originally posted by izme:
and what is your definition of priorities Mulder?
Let me recap........ Women+tight pants+beer+1st, 2nd,3rd,base + home run........
Not really--she uses it primarily on you, so I would say she has her priorities straight!Originally posted by izme:
ooooo, you are so lucky you put women in there
But some of Moonies priorities are questionable
like carrying that damn 5-Iron!
Don't blame me webby--it's your parent's fault, more than anyone else!Originally posted by izme:
You got the "hot", "rock" and "under" parts right!Originally posted by izme:
So what's your excuse Mulder? A hot rock you were found under?
Well, lets not let this go any further--seems some tempers are flaring. My suggestion is we just drop the debate and get back to moonie, tank tops, and beer!
PS--Gibble, the one thing you can never argue is that hockey is better for chick viewing. Summer games bring the babes out in all kinds of skimpy outfits at the ball games--haven't ever seen that at a hockey game!
PS--Gibble, the one thing you can never argue is that hockey is better for chick viewing. Summer games bring the babes out in all kinds of skimpy outfits at the ball games--haven't ever seen that at a hockey game!
I don't believe you--you're gonna have to show me!Originally posted by moonmist:
Well Mulder......... I will be at the hockey game wearing a tank top under my sweater, drinking beer and cursing at the officials.......
Well then I'm gonna take you to an Angels Game--Diamond Club seating!!!
As their new slogan goes: "Wait till last year!"Originally posted by moonmist:
Ahem!!!!! I said HOCKEY .....^........... I will be a the hockey game.......
Lets talk Mighty Ducks!!!!
He's been in college a few years and is getting much smarter!Originally posted by moonmist:
LMAO.......... thats quite funny..........
deuce:
How come Mulder never gets *hugs*Originally posted by moonmist:
I call it suck-up..........hahahaha.........
Just teasin ya deuce!!! *hugs*
Originally posted by moonmist:
Awwwww i'm sure ive given you a hug at some point.........hmmm let me think..........hmmmmmmm........ *thinks*.......... well, im sure I have!!!!
Well then give me a hug!Originally posted by moonmist:
Oh geeze........not that sad face.........i hate the sad face.
Please!
Ok, so how much more can I trick, errrr, talk you into?Originally posted by moonmist:
And you said please......... I cant resist.
*HUGS*.........
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