Lookin forward to kickin moonie's arse!!!
Top 10 reasons why moonie should love baseball:Originally posted by moonmist:
I'm not in Fantasy Baseball........... I dont know anything about baseball...........
Can you say suckup? Geez Gibble--we'll need a crow bar to disengage your nose from moonie's arse!Originally posted by Gibble:
10. Canada actually has two "professional" (term used loosely)teams to root for.
They suck...as does baseball
9. There is no ice and snow--the games are played in the summer when it is nice and warm so moonie can wear tank tops to the games!
While moonie in a tanktop is excellent...there are better places than a ball game
8. There a no cheerleaders for moonie to compete with.
Moonie doesn't 'compete'...she wins.
7. There's no glass between the fans and the players.
That's because the only danger in baseball is falling asleep and getting a sunburn
6. There is plenty of alcohol being served throughout the game
Like it matter what event it is, if it's in Canada, there is booze
5. These guys are no sissies--they're playing "hardball".
...ROFL...baseball players ARE sissies!
4. There are no pads--the men's uniform are tight and form fitting.
That's because there is no contact...they are sissies
3. There are plenty of curves, sliders, and knuckle balls
I have no comment
2. Every participant is required to have his own long hard stick.
The participants sticks in hockey are about twice as long
and the No. 1 reason moonie should love baseball:
The men are trying like hell to get to first, then second, then to third base with the ultimate goal of "sliding in for a score"
In hockey they beat the crap out of the other players for a chance to score...it's more entertaining!
I can see moonie knows what she's talking about!Originally posted by moonmist:
Excellent rebuttle...........especially the answer to #8..........your learning Gibbs :up:
However, I believe the "stick" in question, is thicker in baseball!!! .......... no further comment required....
Hockey/Football..........all a girl really needs..........
Well, you see Gibble, baseball is called the "thinking man's" game and that's becaus there are so many more little intricacies and strategies involved in the game then other sports such as football, hockey, soccer, etc. The problem is you don't understand them. It takes a long time to fully understand and appreciate baseball. You don't have to have played it, but it helps.Originally posted by Gibble:
It's not sucking up.
I HATE baseball. It's a stupid game. I'll play it if I must, but I'd rather play soccer, hockey, football, anything but stupid baseball...it's just too damn boring.
No can accuse Moonie of not having her priorities straight!Originally posted by moonmist:
But he said they wore tight pants!!!
Let me recap........ Men+tight pants+beer+1st, 2nd,3rd,base + home run........ ......... Im not seeing the downside yet!!!
Almost the same as moonie!Originally posted by izme:
and what is your definition of priorities Mulder?
Not really--she uses it primarily on you, so I would say she has her priorities straight!Originally posted by izme:
ooooo, you are so lucky you put women in there
But some of Moonies priorities are questionable
like carrying that damn 5-Iron!
Don't blame me webby--it's your parent's fault, more than anyone else!Originally posted by izme:
You got the "hot", "rock" and "under" parts right!Originally posted by izme:
So what's your excuse Mulder? A hot rock you were found under?
You don't understand what I mean by "thinking". Thinking can't be done is split seconds, those are reactions more than anything--instincts if you will--some players have them, some don't . As I said, you don't know baseball, so it is impossible for you to conceive of what I mean. Only someone very knowledgeable about the game will undestand what I'm talking about.Originally posted by Gibble:
If I want to watch a thinking mans game...I'll watch chess.
You have to do just as much thinking in hockey/soccer, the difference is, you have a split second to do it in. do I bunt, go for a home run, hit a sac fly...etc the difference is, you have alot of time to make that decision. In hockey, you have an instant to decide, keep the puck, deke, shoot, pass, or dump it in. And you have to coordinate line changes on the fly...in a manner that doesn't get your team caught with it's pants down (so to speak)
I don't believe you--you're gonna have to show me!Originally posted by moonmist:
Well Mulder......... I will be at the hockey game wearing a tank top under my sweater, drinking beer and cursing at the officials........
Well then I'm gonna take you to an Angels Game--Diamond Club seating!!!Originally posted by moonmist:
Guess your gonna have to make sure your at the same game as me!!!!
As their new slogan goes: "Wait till last year!"Originally posted by moonmist:
Ahem!!!!! I said HOCKEY .....^........... I will be a the hockey game.......
Lets talk Mighty Ducks!!!!
He's been in college a few years and is getting much smarter!Originally posted by moonmist:
LMAO.......... thats quite funny..........
deuce: .... your making a career out of agreeing with Mulder lately ......
How come Mulder never gets *hugs*Originally posted by moonmist:
I call it suck-up..........hahahaha.........
Just teasin ya deuce!!! *hugs*
Originally posted by moonmist:
Awwwww i'm sure ive given you a hug at some point.........hmmm let me think..........hmmmmmmm........ *thinks*.......... well, im sure I have!!!!
Well then give me a hug!Originally posted by moonmist:
Oh geeze........not that sad face.........i hate the sad face.
Ok, so how much more can I trick, errrr, talk you into?Originally posted by moonmist:
And you said please......... I cant resist.