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Attention all baseball fans. If you would like to join a semi serious fantasy baseball leauge it would really be a big help. Our league needs at least 12 people in it and we are short a few teams. So if you would like to join go to Yahoo.com and sign up. The leauge name is Mo Pho Plz and the number is 245291 and the password is baseball. You can check it out. It is a free leauge. If you want to sign up it will be a big help, it should be a lot of fun. Thank you.
I am new to these forums and I am finding them very helpful. If you have any questions regarding the league just let me know on the forums.
 

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I'm not in Fantasy Baseball........... I dont know anything about baseball...........:( ...........and leave my "arse" out of this.....:p
 

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I tried anyway.........but it was full ...:(

Have fun........better yet, have a ball !!!! ;)
 

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Originally posted by moonmist:
I'm not in Fantasy Baseball........... I dont know anything about baseball...........:(
Top 10 reasons why moonie should love baseball:

10. Canada actually has two "professional" (term used loosely)teams to root for.
9. There is no ice and snow--the games are played in the summer when it is nice and warm so moonie can wear tank tops to the games!
8. There are no cheerleaders for moonie to compete with.
7. There's no glass between the fans and the players.
6. There is plenty of alcohol being served throughout the game
5. These guys are no sissies--they're playing "hardball".
4. There are no pads--the men's uniform are tight and form fitting.
3. There are plenty of curves, sliders, and knuckle balls :eek:
2. Every participant is required to have his own long hard stick. :eek:

and the No. 1 reason moonie should love baseball:

The men are trying like hell to get to first, then second, then to third base with the ultimate goal of "sliding in for a score" :eek:

:D
 

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Originally posted by Mulder:
Top 10 reasons why moonie should love baseball:

10. Canada actually has two "professional" (term used loosely)teams to root for.
9. There is no ice and snow--the games are played when in the summer when it is nice and warm so moonie can wear tank tops to the games!
8. There a no cheerleaders for moonie to compete with.
7. There's no glass between the fans and the players.
6. There is plenty of alcohol being served throughout the game
5. These guys are no sissies--they're playing "hardball".
4. There are no pads--the men's uniform are tight and form fitting.
3. There are plenty of curves, sliders, and knuckle balls :eek:
2. Every participant is required to have his own long hard stick. :eek:

and the No. 1 reason moonie should love baseball:

The men are trying like hell to get to first, then second, then to third base with the ultimate goal of "sliding in for a score" :eek:

:D
ROTFLMAO

very funny Mulder! :up: :D
 

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Originally posted by Mulder:
Top 10 reasons why moonie should love baseball:

10. Canada actually has two "professional" (term used loosely)teams to root for.
9. There is no ice and snow--the games are played in the summer when it is nice and warm so moonie can wear tank tops to the games!
8. There are no cheerleaders for moonie to compete with.
7. There's no glass between the fans and the players.
6. There is plenty of alcohol being served throughout the game
5. These guys are no sissies--they're playing "hardball".
4. There are no pads--the men's uniform are tight and form fitting.
3. There are plenty of curves, sliders, and knuckle balls :eek:
2. Every participant is required to have his own long hard stick. :eek:

and the No. 1 reason moonie should love baseball:

The men are trying like hell to get to first, then second, then to third base with the ultimate goal of "sliding in for a score" :eek:

:D
Mulder.........you think #8 is relevant??? nahhhhhhhh

Other than that..........dammit man, sign me up !!!!!! Who has the best looking players..........i have to cheer for someone :D
 

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A rebuttle

10. Canada actually has two "professional" (term used loosely)teams to root for.
They suck...as does baseball
9. There is no ice and snow--the games are played in the summer when it is nice and warm so moonie can wear tank tops to the games!
While moonie in a tanktop is excellent...there are better places than a ball game
8. There a no cheerleaders for moonie to compete with.
Moonie doesn't 'compete'...she wins.
7. There's no glass between the fans and the players.
That's because the only danger in baseball is falling asleep and getting a sunburn
6. There is plenty of alcohol being served throughout the game
Like it matter what event it is, if it's in Canada, there is booze
5. These guys are no sissies--they're playing "hardball".
...ROFL...baseball players ARE sissies!
4. There are no pads--the men's uniform are tight and form fitting.
That's because there is no contact...they are sissies ;)
3. There are plenty of curves, sliders, and knuckle balls :eek:
I have no comment
2. Every participant is required to have his own long hard stick. :eek:
The participants sticks in hockey are about twice as long
and the No. 1 reason moonie should love baseball:

The men are trying like hell to get to first, then second, then to third base with the ultimate goal of "sliding in for a score" :eek:
In hockey they beat the crap out of the other players for a chance to score...it's more entertaining!
 

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Excellent rebuttle...........especially the answer to #8..........your learning Gibbs ;) :up:

However, I believe the "stick" in question, is thicker in baseball!!! .......... no further comment required....:D

Hockey/Football..........all a girl really needs..........:D
 

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Originally posted by moonmist:
However, I believe the "stick" in question, is thicker in baseball!!! .......... no further comment required....:D
...but the batter's stick hits the pitchers balls...and that's just not copacetic!
 

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Originally posted by Gibble:
A rebuttle

10. Canada actually has two "professional" (term used loosely)teams to root for.
They suck...as does baseball
9. There is no ice and snow--the games are played in the summer when it is nice and warm so moonie can wear tank tops to the games!
While moonie in a tanktop is excellent...there are better places than a ball game
8. There a no cheerleaders for moonie to compete with.
Moonie doesn't 'compete'...she wins.
7. There's no glass between the fans and the players.
That's because the only danger in baseball is falling asleep and getting a sunburn
6. There is plenty of alcohol being served throughout the game
Like it matter what event it is, if it's in Canada, there is booze
5. These guys are no sissies--they're playing "hardball".
...ROFL...baseball players ARE sissies!
4. There are no pads--the men's uniform are tight and form fitting.
That's because there is no contact...they are sissies ;)
3. There are plenty of curves, sliders, and knuckle balls :eek:
I have no comment
2. Every participant is required to have his own long hard stick. :eek:
The participants sticks in hockey are about twice as long
and the No. 1 reason moonie should love baseball:

The men are trying like hell to get to first, then second, then to third base with the ultimate goal of "sliding in for a score" :eek:
In hockey they beat the crap out of the other players for a chance to score...it's more entertaining!
Can you say suckup? Geez Gibble--we'll need a crow bar to disengage your nose from moonie's arse!

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Originally posted by moonmist:
Excellent rebuttle...........especially the answer to #8..........your learning Gibbs ;) :up:

However, I believe the "stick" in question, is thicker in baseball!!! .......... no further comment required....:D

Hockey/Football..........all a girl really needs..........:D
I can see moonie knows what she's talking about! :eek:

:D
 

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Originally posted by Mulder:
Can you say suckup? Geez Gibble--we'll need a crow bar to disengage your nose from moonie's arse!

:D
:eek: Wanna rephrase that !!!! :p
 

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Originally posted by Mulder:
Can you say suckup? Geez Gibble--we'll need a crow bar to disengage your nose from moonie's arse!

:D
It's not sucking up.

I HATE baseball. It's a stupid game. I'll play it if I must, but I'd rather play soccer, hockey, football, anything but stupid baseball...it's just too damn boring.
 

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Originally posted by Gibble:
It's not sucking up.

I HATE baseball. It's a stupid game.
But he said they wore tight pants!!! :(

Let me recap........ Men+tight pants+beer+1st, 2nd,3rd,base + home run........:confused: ......... Im not seeing the downside yet!!! :p ;)
 

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Originally posted by Gibble:
It's not sucking up.

I HATE baseball. It's a stupid game. I'll play it if I must, but I'd rather play soccer, hockey, football, anything but stupid baseball...it's just too damn boring.
Well, you see Gibble, baseball is called the "thinking man's" game and that's becaus there are so many more little intricacies and strategies involved in the game then other sports such as football, hockey, soccer, etc. The problem is you don't understand them. It takes a long time to fully understand and appreciate baseball. You don't have to have played it, but it helps.

Knowing the intelligent person you are, you would, if you put enough time into it, grow to love baseball for the cerebral aspects of it.

I'll admit it is slow paced, but that's part of the enjoyment of it. This is a game you can watch in an easy chair with a breeze coming through the window on a nice summer day dozing on and off. And being at the game is really special. Outside in the cool night air, smell of hotdogs and peanuts and all the other things that are so uniquely baseball that you just don't have in any other sport.

BTW--a hockey/soccer fan is on weak foundation calling baseball boring. There is very little if any drama in football, soccer or hockey. The game is pretty much decided by the end of the time period and only if the game is very close in score will the outcome not be a foregone conclusion. Baseball--entirely different. A team can be down by 6, 7 runs--whatever going into the bottom of the 9th and the entire game can change. No other major sport has that kind of drama because they are all based on time--if time runs short, there is nothing a team can do. No so in baseball. It ain't over till its over [as Yogi Berra would say! ;)]

PS--moonie, when I say "Yogi Berra", I'm talking about a famous baseball player not a picknick stealin four legged creature with claws and teeth! ;)
 
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