Drinking truths

1139 Views 19 Replies 14 Participants Last post by Anne Troy, Sep 27, 2003

deh

Discussion Starter · Sep 26, 2003

HAVE YOU HAD EXPERIENCE WITH THESE?

> > Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk
> > - Indubitably
> > - Innovative
> > - Preliminary
> > - Proliferation
> > - Cinnamon
> > Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk
> > - Specificity
> > - British Constitution
> > - Passive-aggressive disorder
> > - Loquacious Transubstantiate
> >
> > Things that are downright impossible to say when you're drunk
> > - Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
> > - Nope, no more beer for me.
> > - Sorry, but you're not really my type.
> > - Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight.
> > - Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

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moonmist

· #2 · Sep 26, 2003

Thats very funny deh...........but im sure i havent ever been that drunk

deh

Discussion Starter · #3 · Sep 26, 2003

And then there is the unfortunate incident that has happened to ALOT of guys (sorry had to repost this

).

http://members.aol.com/matt999h/beer.htm

[email protected]

· #4 · Sep 26, 2003

lol Jersey Jersey

gotrootdude

· #5 · Sep 26, 2003

Here's another unfortunate accident...

Truck Flips On I-4, Beer Spills Everywhere

The truck was carrying about 1,800 cases of beer, weight about 46,000 pounds.

If you didn't know any better, the scene looked like a rock concert rolled through. But what happened on I-4 is nothing to cheer about.

http://www.wftv.com/news/2513382/detail.html

What a waste...

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Gibble

· #6 · Sep 26, 2003

"The DOT brought in extra help to clean up the mess."

clean up ... drink up, same difference

KeithKman

· #7 · Sep 26, 2003

ahaha Gibble!

LANMaster

· #8 · Sep 26, 2003

No indication in the story about WHAT BRAND OF BEER was spilled.
Sorry, but that makes all the difference in the world

bassetman

· #9 · Sep 26, 2003

LOL

Mulderator

· #10 · Sep 26, 2003

Originally posted by moonmist:
Thats very funny deh...........but im sure i havent ever been that drunk

Well, there was this one time . . . . .

Moby

· #11 · Sep 26, 2003

Mulder, there just ain't enough alcohol in the world for her to have been that drunk.

Mulderator

· #12 · Sep 26, 2003

Originally posted by Moby:
Mulder, there just ain't enough alcohol in the world for her to have been that drunk.

If you add a little Rohypnol, it does the job quite nicely!

Moby

· #13 · Sep 27, 2003

Originally posted by Mulder:
If you add a little Rohypnol, it does the job quite nicely!

Doesn't matter how many pills you take, or how unconscious or silent you try and make yourself look, she still has eyes you know.

Mulderator

· #14 · Sep 27, 2003

Originally posted by Moby:
Doesn't matter how many pills you take, or how unconscious or silent you try and make yourself look, she still has eyes you know.

Come on Mogly--do a search on "moonmist and mulder" and you will find thousands of posts. We go together like a horse and carriage. I'm the "horse" by the way!

Moby

· #15 · Sep 27, 2003

2

Hang on then, give me a while to count them

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moonmist

· #16 · Sep 27, 2003

Originally posted by Moby:
Mulder, there just ain't enough alcohol in the world for her to have been that drunk.

Got that right Moby!!!

I've been googled!!!!!

gws226

· #17 · Sep 27, 2003

Originally posted by Moby:
Hang on then, give me a while to count them

Moby, Don't know ya... but its nice to meet ya... and I've to say that I've never laughed so hard before!!!!
:up:

clskrk

· #18 · Sep 27, 2003

A few more to think about:

The Top 15 Signs You Drank Too Much This Weekend

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15) You spent Sunday night in jail for cow-tipping -- with your
Oldsmobile.

14) Although armed with fire extinguishers, friends stood at a
safe distance as you blew out your birthday candles.

13) Thanks to you, Jack Daniels stock is up 15 1/4 since Friday.

12) Boris Yeltsin called personally to ask you to slow down on the
Stoli.

11) For some reason, there's salt on the rim of your basketball
goal.

10) Your name is Otis and Sheriff Andy has brought you some of
Aunt Bea's pancakes.

9) For the money you spent on Thunderbird, you could've bought
the *car*.

8) You're now the proud inventor of the "Slim Jim": Ultra
Slim-Fast shakes made with Jim Beam.

7) Answering machine full of warnings from Coach Switzer.

6) Absolut wants to run an add featuring a picture of your liver
in the shape of a bottle.

5) Yet again, dry cleaner employees greet you with, "Hey, it's
VomitMan!"

4) The doorman asks for you I.D. just to see how long it'll take
you to find your pants.

3) Your liver, in a fit of pique, leaps out of your abdominal
cavity into a pan of frying onions.

2) Worried friends call Monday morning to make sure you returned
the goat.

and the Number 1 Sign You Drank Too Much This Weekend...

1) You're now sober enough to realize "Drink Canada Dry" is a
slogan and not a personal challenge.

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hotskates

· #19 · Sep 27, 2003

Try "MULDER and MOONMIST" I found 134 hits

(Got that, Mulder first - just like the horse and carriage)
How ironic.

Anne Troy

· #20 · Sep 27, 2003

Things I can't do now that I DON'T drink:

Macarena
Electric slide

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