Thought these were cute and some rather risque! <blush> Take care. 
angel
>CHINESE PROVERBS
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>Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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>Man who run in front of car get tired.
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>Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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>Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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>Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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>Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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>Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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>Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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>Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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>Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
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>War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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>Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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>Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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>It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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>Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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>Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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>Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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>Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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>Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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>Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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angel >CHINESE PROVERBS
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>Man who run in front of car get tired.
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>Man who run behind car get exhausted.
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>Man with one chopstick go hungry.
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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