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LadyLisa should know if these are true or not! :) Hey random needed a shot in the arm! :D Take care. angel :)

Bartender observations for males and females

If it came from New York City bartenders, it must be true!! Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concur on almost all counts. The results:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the a$$.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very
picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's
interested, she'll send YOU a drink.

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet
giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet
evenings with friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated,
actually she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... this should
be an easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed.
Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens
there.

THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He's hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay!
 

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We're talking New York bars here Candy! :D Take care. angel :)
 

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You sayin' they ain't got no class there ????????
Is that what they're calling it nowadays! :D
 

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Valley: This excludes you and Bea! You have class! Take care. angel :)
 

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Toddles: Well at least you had the beer! :D angel :)
 

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Originally posted by angelize56:
Toddles: Well at least you had the beer! :D angel :)
yep...lol

I should have came over and said Hi, I was down in Detroit earlier today. Went to the auto show. That was great. I forgot my camera but my friend took a bunch of pictures with his. I'll post some of them when I get copies.
 

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Toddles: Guess you fared better then the two japanese tourists robbed and attacked in their hotel room in Detroit! Looking forward to the pix. The japanese fellows were with a car that had 3 sets of tires on it. :) angel :)
 

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The japanese came with a car at the show...it had three sets of tires...rear, middle and back. Strange looking thing! angel :)
 

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Now I know what your talking about, I saw that thing. The fastest electric vehicle ever. First thing I said about it was it looked like a centipede. They said you could pre-order them for shipping in 2005. Cost, just a measly $400,000. I thought there were 4 sets of wheels on it though, Don't think we took any pictures of it, so I can't post them for others to see.
 

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Could have been four! Thought it was three on the news. Anyways the price is ridiculous eh! After the japanese guys got mugged the Mayor rolled out the red carpet for them because they went to a hotel in Windsor afterwards! lol They got nice things from the city of Detrit...limo, extra few days stay, meals, lodging, trips to Red Wings and Piston's games....nice! :) I think I'll go get mugged! Ha! Kidding! angel :)
 

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That seems about right and i have only tended bar a few times.

love this one though.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the a$$.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
 
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