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OK, I like being a *******. It is my heritage. I have been the TSG ******* for years and I want to continue my role.

I do not get upset when someone calls me a *******. It is a term of endearment to me.

So.... If someone calls me a *******, is that out of bounds? Remember, I like it as long as it is friendly. If not, it may be time for Skivvy to quit being Skivvy and get a new name with my post count wiped out as well as my seniority.

I need to be me and I don't want my friends getting into trouble for calling me a ******* or a hillbilly. That would hurt.
 
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Skivvy, ya goofball... read the guidelines again... ya *******. :rolleyes:

For this reason, then, if you are not the recipient of a verbal attack, please do not report the post -- it may all be in fun.
Don't make me *Splat* you! :p
 

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You asking "Am I still allowed to be a *******" is like Fish saying, "Am I still allowed to be a screwup?". Being a "*******" or being a "screwup" are not things people choose--they are what you are. You can no more become sophisticated, sauve, and debonair than Mulder can lost those attributes and become a *******--its just not possible! :confused:
 

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"Dueling banjos playing in the background." Mulder squeal, squeal like a pig boy. :D

Mulder said:
You asking "Am I still allowed to be a *******" is like Fish saying, "Am I still allowed to be a screwup?". Being a "*******" or being a "screwup" are not things people choose--they are what you are. You can no more become sophisticated, sauve, and debonair than Mulder can lost those attributes and become a *******--its just not possible! :confused:
 

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bein a ******* is not just a way of life, it's an art :D

Skivvy...I've always had the utmost respect for your RedNeckism :D

Your ability to lob large and fresh cow patties great distances makes you a formidable foe...Although I still rule....you know...a large arsenal of I.C.P.U. missiles and all ;)

*Splaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!*

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Muldy said:
You asking "Am I still allowed to be a *******" is like Fish saying, "Am I still allowed to be a screwup?". Being a "*******" or being a "screwup" are not things people choose--they are what you are. You can no more become sophisticated, sauve, and debonair than Mulder can lost those attributes and become a *******--its just not possible! :confused:
You got one thing right Mr. Ambulance chaser with a bum ankle...My sense of direction ;)

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Scott...it just wouldn't be the same if you changed your persona now...I personally love you as a *******! :D
 

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******** are cool..................
 

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Course we can call ya that, ya *******. :p :D
 

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A ******* Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the trailer
Not a creature was stirrin'
'Cept a ******* named Taylor.

His first name was Bubba,
Joe was his middle,
And a-runnin' down his chin
Was a trickle of spittle.

His socks, they were hung
by the chimney with care,
And therefore there was
a foul stench in the air.

From out in the yard
There came such a noise
That Bubba got scared
And rousted the boys.

There was Rufus, 12;
Jim Bob was 11;
Dud goin' on 10;
Otis was 7.

John, George and Chucky
Were 5,4, and 3:
The twins were both girls
So they let them be.

They jumped in their overalls,
No need for a shirt,
Threw a hat on each head,
Then turned with a jerk.

They ran to the gun rack
That hung on the wall.
There were 17 shotguns;
They grabbed them all.

Bubba said to the young'uns,
"Now hesh up ya'll!
The last thing we wanna do
Is wake up yer Maw."

Maw was expecting
And needed her sleep,
So out they crept out the door
Without making a peep.

They all looked around,
and then they all spit.
The young'uns asked Bubba,
"Paw, what is it?"

Bubba just stared;
He could not say a word.
This was just like all of
The stories he'd heard.

It was Santy Claus on the roof,
Darn tootin'
But the boys didn't know;
They was about to start shootin'!

They aimed their shotguns
and nearly made a mistake
That would have resulted
in venison steak.

Bubba hollered out,
"Don't shoot, boys!"
That's Santy Claus
And he's brought us some toys.

The dogs were a-barkin'
And a-raisin' cain,
And Bubba whistled, and shouted,
And called them by name.

"Down, Spot! Shut up Bullet!
Quiet, Pete and Roscoe!
Git, Turnip and Tater
and Sam and old Joe!"

"Git down from that porch!
Git down off that wall!
Quit shakin the trailer,
Or you'll make Santy fall!"

The dogs kept a-barkin'
And wouldn't shut up,
And they trampled poor Pete
Who was only a pup.

Santy opened his bag,
And threw out some toys.
Bubba got most,
But left a few for the boys.

From up on the roof
Santa heaved a great sigh.
Since the guns had been dropped
He just might not die.

He jumped in his sleigh,
Told his reindeer to hurry.
The trailer started to wobble
Santa started to worry.

Just as the reindeer
Got into the air,
The trailer collapsed,
But Bubba didn't care.

He was busy lookin'
At all his new toys.
Then a thought hit him,
And he said to the boys:

"Go check on yer Maw,
Make sure she's all right.
That roof fallin' on her
Could-a hurt just a might."

But Maw was OK,
And the girls were too.
They fixed up the trailer;
It looked good as new.

And as for Bubba,
He liked Old St. Nick,
But Santa thought Bubba
Was a pure-in-tee hick!

Bubba had a nice Christmas,
And the boys did, too.
And the Taylors wish
A Merry Christmas to you!


http://webpages.marshall.edu/~hartwel1/humor/misc/redneck_christmas.html
 

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Well i have no idea what a ******* is ???
have you been out in the sun too much and burnt yourself.. are you in pain and in need of some medical attention.....Im from the UK sorry;) :D
 

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Mar... love it. :D Hi! *waves* :)
 

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Blackmirror... you must have posted at the same time as Mar. Just read what she posted. :D
 
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