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Something I got in an e-mail. Still pretty funny. Especially since I've done a few...

1. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

2. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

3. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

4. Do Tai Chi exercises.

5. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

6. Meow occasionally.

7. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

8. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

9. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

10. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

11. Ask if you can push the button for other people, then push the wrong ones.

12. Drop a pen, and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, and then scream, "That's mine!!"

13. Bring a camera, and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

14. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

15. Call out "GROUP HUG!!" then enforce it.

16. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

17. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

18. Shave.

19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

21. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

22. Play the accordion.

23. Say, "Ding!" at each floor.

24. Lean against the button panel.

25. Say, "I wonder what all these do?" and then push ALL the red buttons.

26. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

27. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

28. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!"

29. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

30. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends

31. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

32. Leave a box between the doors.

33. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

34. Start a sing-along.

35. Bring a chair along.

36. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

37. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."

38. Petend to get your leg stuck in the door as it closes

39. Set out a picnic set on the floor and suggest to the other passengers to join you in afternoon tea

40. Say you have just won the lottery and you are on your way to collect your winnings. See how many people are listening to you.

41. Act surprised when it starts to move and say "THE GROUND IS FALLING!"

42. On entering, ask the passengers if they want to be your friend. Burst into tears if they say no.

43. Take your shoes off before entering; Look shocked and disgusted when the others don’t

44. Teach the people French. Don’t let them leave till they get it right

45. Try break dancing
46. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

47. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire' style “Is that your final answer?”

48. Point a fire extinguisher at the door as it opens and a passenger tries to enter, "ready, aim," and bend the nozzle round and cover yourself with foam.

49. Whistle the first 7 notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

50. Sell Girl Scout Cookies.
 

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Walk into elevator and comment on "how small this room is". Act surprised and frightened when it starts to move. Rolling up into fetal position in corner is optional but recommended.
 

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Mulder said:
I didn't see "have sex" which would be No. 1 on Mulder's list--and of course No. 1 on the list of any chick that happens to have been lucky enough to get on the same elevator with Mulder! :cool:
Going up? :p :D
 

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imperfeckd said:
hi angel....sure as heck are not going DOWN....:eek: ;) :p :D
Hi Diane! :D I didn't want to touch that one! :eek: :D
 

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Donna said:
Think i will take the stairs
i can do with the exercise:D
Hi Donna! :D You just inadvertently created an opening for Mulder! :D
 

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Donna said:
i did ????
Stairs...elevator...Mulder's not fussy I bet! ;) :D
Mulder said:
You ladies would be going up AND down! :cool:
:p :D Are we getting close to getting a 24 hour ban yet? ;) :D
 

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PCG342 said:
13. Bring a camera, and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
Especially if you want to meet your local Homeland Security....FBI....CIA...;) :D
 

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Shaving in an elevator bites. Really. The elevator came to a stop and I cut myself. The ensuing exchange was priceless. [bear in mind this was at a hotel]

*ka-chunk!*
Me: Oww! Dammit! Uh. Someone got a band-aid here?
Student 1: C'mon, it can't be that bad. Let me see.
Me: Come on, I'm dripping here.
Student 1: Wow. Right in the neck.
Me: Have you got a band-aid or something? Even a piece of tape?
Student 1: Nope.
Student 2: Dude, take off your tie.
Me: Why? I already bled on it...
But the day got sorta interesting. I did, in a freakish turn of events, meet Ben Stein.
 

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When there is only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Push a button, pretend it gave you a shock. Smile and go back for more.

Ask the others in the elevator which floor they're going to, but push the wrong buttons.

Call the Psychic Hotline and ask them if they know which floor you're on.

Hold the doors open as if you're waiting for a friend, but then let it close. Say to nobody, "Hey, Wally, how's it been?"

Drop a pen, wait for someone to pick it up and then yell, "That's mine!"

Put a cardboard box in the corner; when someone gets on ask them if they can hear ticking.

When the doors close, announce, "Don't worry, they'll open again soon."

Enforce a group hug.

Open your purse slightly and say, "Do you have enough air in there?"

Tell one of the other passengers that you're sorry, but you're going to have to let him go.

Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.

Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

Shave.

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now... motion sickness!"

Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

Sing along with the Muzak.

Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

Leave a box between the doors.

Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

Start a sing-along.

When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your personal space.

Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it. quick!" then whistle innocently.

a differrnt one has some of the same and some on here that were not on what was posted
 
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